One of my favorite discussions from the now defunct Jive Junction was a thread where people posted instructor bios, but substituted all pronouns so they all read in the first person. Hilarity ensued.
It’s an unconscious habit I’ve picked up when reading bios for various events. I understand the types of audiences these things are usually geared towards, but would you really consider introducing yourself to another person in the real world with the line, “Without a doubt, I am one of the most talented dancers in the world.”
A friend pointed out to me recently that becoming a vernacular jazz dance instructor and performer requires you to do a lot of things that you wouldn’t necessarily consider as part of the job description. Marketing is one. Web design is another. Negotiating. Fashion design. Video editing. Graphic design. Heck, I could probably make a killing teaching private lessons in basic customer service skills.
As a result, Lindy Hoppers occasionally make some questionable choices to get their names out. Most of them fall under the heading of mildly amusing like the above example. There are others, but I’m afraid those are a bit obvious. Anyway, I’m not here to mock people . . . or at least not today. Read the rest of this entry »